puppy!kitty!Klaine in front of a fireplace
Based on the tags on this post: #if he was a puppy he’d have an adorable brown smudge on his back #and kitty kurt would love it
“Kurt,” Blaine whines, his tail thumping weakly as he snuffles at the fur on Kurt’s belly. “Stop, it’s nap time. Time for naps.” He’s already had a very hard day protecting Kurt from the vacuum cleaner. Rachel’s always using it even though Kurt’s scared it’s going to suck his fluffy tail up one day. Blaine would never let that happen, though. He is on the case.
“Okay, you do that, I’ve almost got it,” Kurt says, his tail flicking back and forth as he licks at the little brown smudge on the back of Blaine’s neck. Blaine’s pretty sure it’s not really dirt because Kurt tries to clean it off every day and it never goes away, but he’s determined.
here, have some napping puppy/kitty!Klaine in snow ^^;
Anonymous asked you: can you write the fluffiest fluff ever? i’m really in need of some good ole klaine fluff ;n;
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED! fic based loosely off of this photoset.
“Blaine,” Kurt says slowly as soon as he steps into the kitchen and Oliver comes galloping at him, dropping a spatula at Kurt’s feet and howling sweetly in greeting. Kurt says, “Hey sweetie, hi,” while Oliver’s paws scramble at Kurt’s pants, and then, “Blaine, why is our dog white?”
“Oh my god, Kurt, you can’t just ask me why he’s white,” Blaine says immediately, but then he turns around from the countertop and actually gets a look at Oliver. “Oh. Shit. Well that’s not good.”
“Please tell me this is flour and not sugar,” Kurt says with a groan, finally dropping his bag so he can bend over and pick Oliver up. Oliver’s paws still scramble in the air but then Kurt cradles the puppy to his chest, petting at his soft little ears while Oliver tries to lick Kurt’s chin.
“Yeah, it’s flour,” Blaine says, and Kurt steels himself to survey the kitchen damage as Oliver wriggles in his arms.
(based off puppycam, god help me.)
Anonymous asked: Puppy!Klaine nuzzles, pleeeeeease :)
Blaine stretches his legs out, paws twitching in a way he can’t help and mouth tilting open for a yawn. He likes stretching, likes the way it feels in his legs and how it makes him feel even sleepier once he’s done. He doesn’t mean to kick Kurt in the face, of course, but it’s also not his fault that Kurt had his nose pressed to Blaine’s soft belly when Blaine decided to stretch.
Kurt growls for a second, low and completely un-menacing, and snuggles closer until he’s almost lying on top of Blaine. He’s warm and he twitches in his sleep too, but Blaine doesn’t mind. Blaine likes the quick thumpthump of Kurt’s heartbeat, the way he smells like pack and milk and warm and sleep.
Kurt nudges up under Blaine’s chin, and Blaine tilts his head back and yawns again, stretching his paws and feeling Kurt wiggle until he’s lying in front of Blaine. Kurt’s kind of bitey, even moreso than Rachel, but if Blaine starts whining he knows Kurt will stop. And he’s only just nuzzling, now, snuffling where his nose is pressed between Blaine’s front paws before squirming up a little higher.
Blaine knows Kurt will stop squirming and settle eventually. Right now, Blaine is just too sleepy to care.
More olympic puppy/kitty klaine :D :D
To my lovely followers: Thank you. Your Awesome knows no bounds. In fact, here… meet Blaine. He wants to lick your face. <3
Long author’s Note: Once upon a time Andie had a lot of feelings about puppykitties. I know that that’s the way most stories about Andie would seem to start, but this is one where she made a post, seven months ago, which can be found here.
“Can someone write puppykitties where kitty!sebastian starts trying to steal away puppy!blaine and kitty!kurt gets territorial?
I’m not even sorry, everything is puppykitties to me lately.”
I replied, opened a text post, wrote about 100 words, and there it sat there for months. In the meantime a beautiful friendship was formed based on
me shouting into Andie’s askboxfeelings about puppykitties and klaine and mutual mid-to-high degrees of snark. (Now that I think about it much of our relationship relies on capslock.)Seven months later, I am so glad to call her a friend. Happy birthday, Andie Ohblainers. May your puppykitty feels be neverending, and your askbox always ready for my feels (as mine is for yours). Hope you like this. (Title modified from the lyric in Hairspray, because how many times is it this relevant?).
Wordcount: ~2,300
Special Thanks: To cracktastic and inkystars, for reading this through and reassuring me that I have gone insane in what they consider the right ways (and thanks, Brad, for the typo corrections. All remaining mistakes are my own).
Summary: There’s a new kitty on the block, and Kurt is not a fan.
c’moooon Rach!
omg i love drawing sad blaines
Blaine shook in his corner, curled up tight. All the other puppies had been taken days ago and now it was just him without his brothers and sisters to keep him warm. He shivered as the icy rain drenched the bottom of the box and tucked in tighter.
The rain went on for hours. It was late into the night when Blaine woke up, soaked to his skin. He tried shaking the rain off, but it did no good as the sheets of water kept falling on him.
He rested his paws on the edge of the box and hoisted his head over to stare longingly at the humans who were walking past him on the sidewalk. He whined softly, staring imploringly at each one, but the humans would either ignore him or roll their eyes.
Tears welled in Blaine’s eyes. No one wanted him. He was really cold and hungry and no one wanted to take him home.
He curled back up in the corner of his box and cried himself to sleep.
Fix. It.
Burt pulled his coat tighter to his body, walking quickly up the street, feet splashing up the rain water with each step. He wondered why he bothered walking anywhere if this was how he was going to be repaid for his effort.
His eyes trained on the ground, keeping his head low to keep the rain off his face. He would have missed it otherwise. The box was soaked through, darkened to an almost black colour. The ink was running, but the words were still legible. Free pups.
Burt stopped in his tracks, causing a woman behind him to slam into his back. He apologized quickly and stepped closer to the object that caught his eye. Huddled into the corner of a box, shivering and whimpering, was a small black puppy.
“Hey, little guy.” Burt reached into the box and grabbed the trembling ball of fur in his hands. Blaine looked up at him with big black eyes, torn between his fear of the big man and the warmth of his hands. Burt unzipped his jacket and tucked him in the inside pocket. Blaine nestled in, his tremors subsiding already. Burt patted the lump gently and continued the walk home, his pace doubled.
“Don’t worry, buddy,” he said. “I’ve got a nice warm home waiting for you.”
Yes lovely.
And when he gets home there’s a lovely kitty, right?
(I don’t write puppykitties but I beg for and facilitate the hell out of it.)
Blaine shook himself out as soon as his paws hit the carpeted floor, making Burt jump back.
“Let’s get you a towel,” Burt hummed, walking off. Blaine followed at his heels, afraid the the human would abandon him as soon as he was out of sight. Burt just laughed and picked him up again. Blaine licked at his cheek.
He was set down in a big tub, large enough that he couldn’t get his paws over the ledge to climb out. He’d jump up, but slide immediately back down. It was actually pretty fun. Blaine wagged his tail and jumped again, higher this time, but not enough.
“What are you doing?”
Blaine looked up. A cat, not much older than himself, sat on the closed toilet lid, watching him with condescension.
“It’s fun!” Blaine yipped. “Wanna try?”
The kitten licked his paw. “No. Water goes in there. I hate water.”
Blain froze. Water? He didn’t need more water, thank you very much. He shook himself again, trying to dry himself of every last drop. “I hate it, too.”
“Then why are you covered in it?”
“It wasn’t on purpose!” Blaine retaliated, and he thought he saw the cat’s look soften before Burt leaned over him, covering his eyes with a large towel. It was warm and fluffy and Blaine let the human run it over him.
“I see you met Kurt,” he said idly, lightly wringing the water from Blaine’s tail. “Don’t you worry. He acts tough, but he’s a big softy, aren’t you?”
Blaine peaked out to see Burt stroking Kurt’s fur, and heard the unmistakable purring noise. Blaine decided then that he liked Kurt a lot.
(ok I’m tapping out)
[Better late than never. I’ve also written for a similar prompt before, so forgive any repetition.]
Blaine woke up in the middle of the night to the sound of rain beating down against the roof. He whimpered, curling in on himself, the nightmare that had woken him up, being back alone in a box, still too recent. He tried to make himself as small as possible to keep out the cold he remembered.
“Shh,” a voice said beside him. “It’s okay, I’m here, I’m here with you, it’s okay.”
He felt a blanket pulled over him, a soft purr in his ear, a warm weight nuzzled into his side. “Kurt?” he whimpered.
“Of course.” Kurt’s head appeared in his field of view. “I know the storm is scary, but it’s okay. I’m here. Just like you’re here for me when that dog down the street -“
Blaine growled. “He’s mean. I’ll look after you.”
“We’ll look after each other.”
Kurt purred again, making a warmth seem to spread in Blaine’s chest. “I like the boxes,” Blaine said finally. “They aren’t scary anymore. And they’re fun to climb on -“
“Try to climb, you mean,” Kurt snickered.
Blaine nosed him. “They used to be scary. Do you think the falling water will stop being scary?”
Kurt settled his chin into Blaine’s fur and purred again. “I think you’re the bravest puppy I know, whatever you think of the rain.” He paused. “Besides, water is evi.”
Blaine huffed a laugh into his paw at the memory of Kurt’s last bath. “Thank you for staying with me,” he said quietly, closing his eyes, letting the sound of the water fade into the background.
The last thing he heard as he fell asleep was Kurt quiet, certain “always”.
Kitty Kurt gets adopted by Rachel and Finn and makes friends with an excitable puppy named Blaine.
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7306940/1/Thats_What_Friends_Do
EEEEEEEEEEEEEE YAYAYY

Stop that Coop. Give Kurt back.
Summary: Blaine wins the title of King at a contest for puppies, and let’s it get a little to his head. (2400 words)
A/N: This is for Andie, whom I can always count on to enjoy my silly puppykitty fics, and who also came up with the idea for this story. Thanks to Murphy for being my wonderful beta <3




