it’s weird how people say “follow your dreams” instead of “follow your ambitions” because once i had a dream where i worked for a place that tried to genetically engineer ducks to speak english except the ducks only criticized people’s fashion sense
no you should do that
Starkid should do a Sherlock musical where Sherlock is really stupid but everyone acts like he’s a genius.
"You were in Afghanistan, I see."
"How can you tell?"
"Because your shirt says ‘I fought for Queen and Country in Afghanistan and all I got was this lousy t-shirt."
Book borrowing is the biggest form of true love it’s like, “Here’s a piece of my soul that I think you would enjoy.”
MAYBE if u didn’t want ur son to EAT poeple u shouldnt have named him something that rhymes with cannibal u should have name him hegetarian or something
with those pokemon-mutation things, if you combine Grimer with ANY OTHER POKEMON it looks so fucking excited. I can’t get over it.
LOOK HOW HAPPY HE IS!
10 things i hate about you
skdfkjasasd sorry to be annoying but i'm ish practically playing the character top right (biancaaa) in a musical soon eeeeeeee
i am the most boring person to talk to at the moment bc i live and breathe rehearsals these days
and i literally have nothing else to talk about bc ive done n o t h i n g else
im so soryr
singing both parts of the confrontation
Believe of me what you cAN NEVER CHANGE there is a duty i’m swoCAN NEVER CHANGE you kNO NOTHING OF MY 24601 all i did was steal some bread